Meeting the Principle of the school

*Kids, there are some simple swear words in this post, please close your eyes*

So by now its been a few days since I arrived into china, time to start working, which means getting introduced to my School.

A very odd Day 5 in china:
I got a random call on my cell, some old bitty kept on talking and talking, I hang up, she calls back, I keep saying I don’t speaka any Chinese.
America, American?!? Then I scream “Lawai!” “Lawai!” which I think means foreigner, and she goes:
“Lawai..shin kuti lati mati” and hangs up.

Good day to you too



Day 6:
Today is the day of interview with director of my School, so about 7 in the morning I take a shower, my shower is pretty messed up, its inside the washroom area, I have no bath, so you stand between the toilet and the sink, and use your shower there, all the water is drained inside a little hole.

And you cant just take a normal shower either, first you need to heat the water, I just press random buttons until the machine makes a noise, this takes about 20 minutes.

So I was doing my little diddy here, showering and stuff, when a knock on the door alarms the fuck out of me, I quickly turn everything off, still drooping wet, put on a shirt, and go outside, where 2 old hags were waiting for me, I say Hello, they motion something like:

“R U THE GUY WHO LIVES HERE?”

I point to myself, yes me live here, I then go call Meow Meow, who then starts talking with them over the phone, apparently, every little ghetto in China has some community or group that keeps tabs on everyone, they just wanted my name and my passport number. I guess they are like those churchgoers or Mormons.
They better leave me alone, or help me find a hot girlfriend.

So next I got interviewed by the Director, she just wanted to see my face, and to just say that I was handsome. OK good, thx a lot.

Here in China, my acne is really bad, none of the stuff I use works very well, so I assume she is just being humble, or is turned on by white males.

She asked if knew my way home, I said a little, I only know 1 way, and that’s to here, going back I don’t know, so she gave me 100 RMB to take a taxi home, but I instead I took the subway for about 1 Yuan.
Went shopping on that 100 yuan, bought chips, and soup in a can.